Diet Coke is a gift from God
Posted on: May 26, 2011
If it wasn't for you we all would way 500 lbs. Thank you God. Thank you for inspiring the good people at Coca Cola for realizing that the only other liquid with zero calories is water, and water sucks. Also rum and water taste like watered down rum. You start some peoples day and make some peoples Friday nights. Thank you Diet Coke. Thank you very much.